Today’s Peace of Wisdom Can Be Found in Remembering the Value of a Good Old-Fashioned Writing Instrument

The Halloween Spooktacular!

As the leaves fall and the nights grow longer, we’ve delved deep into our treasure trove of content to bring you a spooktacular Halloween release. Fear not, for our selection is frightfully fun and perfectly suited for little monsters and grown-up ghouls alike!

From eerie tales that’ll send a shiver down your spine, to autumnal delights that capture the essence of this season, we’ve conjured up 10 pieces of content that are sure to liven your spirits!

So, grab your favorite candy, don your spookiest costume, and join us for a week of Halloween hijinks and fun-filled frights. We promise it’ll be a howling good time! 🎃👻🕷️

Audiobooks

At Wisdom Harbour, when a “classic” is recorded, certain old English words are replaced by their modern equivalent. The meaning of every paragraph in every story remains the same. The book is, however, delivered to the listener in an understandable way. So…sit back, close your eyes, and listen with your imagination!

Betcha Didn’t Know

Welcome to glimpses into the unknown! You’ll enjoy these short videos featuring history, science, biology, and a few facts about everyday life that no one considers. All information here is delivered by the funny teacher you wished you’d had in high school!

The Wilhelm Scream

Einstein’s Brain

In Other Words

This dock features short videos that are used to expose the meaning in a wordy piece of literature or history we still recognize, but have honestly never understood. A part of the original piece is “performed.” Then, those words are delivered in today’s language and explained…with a few smart remarks added for good measure!

Hamlet: Act 3, Scene 1

Just for Fun!

The happiest and most joyful place in the entire harbour, right here you’ll discover a delightful mix of the old and the new. Original comedic material, beloved old favorites, and long-forgotten classic gems — everything has been carefully unloaded just for your pleasure and enjoyment!

Meet the Great Woolly Pug!

The Galley

The Galley Dock is that tantalizing scent that’s been tickling your nostrils since you first arrived. This welcoming, joyful place is not just a restaurant; it offers not only engaging conversation but also the unique opportunity to learn about the art of preparing both great and unusual foods, OR experiencing some of your all-time favorite foods prepared in a completely unexpected and unusual way. So go ahead, grab a stool, and pull in close to fully immerse yourself in this delightful culinary experience!

Baking Pumpkin Bread

The Salty Mug

Tucked away in the hidden depths of the harbour’s cozy cove area, The Salty Mug provides a private, intimate place for quiet, meaningful conversations over a steaming cup of freshly brewed coffee. The atmosphere inside is always laid-back, casual, and welcoming; and of course, it’s BYOM – Bring Your Own Mug. So, grab your favorite mug, sit back in one of our comfy chairs, and take the time to listen to the wisdom of a trusted friend or perhaps make a new one.

Shedding Some Light on a Dark Subject

Writers

This carefully maintained dock holds a growing collection of the written word. Here, you’ll find thought provoking articles, unique stories, private letters, personal notes, deep musings, and occasionally, even poetry. Much of the content here has never been shared publicly. For whatever reason, some pieces were tucked away by the writer for years. Now, it’s all available for you.

The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
      By the men who toil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
      That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen strange sights,
      But the strangest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
      I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the South to roam ’round the Pole, God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Though he’d often say in his homely way that “he’d sooner live in hell.”

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka’s fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we’d close, then the lashes froze till sometimes we couldn’t see;
It wasn’t much fun, but the only one, to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night, as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and “Cap,” says he, “I’ll cash in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I’m asking that you won’t refuse my last request.

“Well, he seemed so low that I couldn’t say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
“It’s the cursèd cold, and it’s got right hold till I’m chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet it ain’t being dead—it’s my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you’ll cremate my last remains.”

A pal’s last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on at the streak of dawn; but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn’t a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror-driven,
With a corpse half hid that I couldn’t get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: “You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it’s up to you to cremate those last remains.”

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were numb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while the huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows— O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I’d often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and glanced at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-e-um.”

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn’t like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don’t know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky cloak went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about as again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: “I’ll just take a peep inside.
I guess he’s cooked, and it’s time I looked”; … then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
      By the men who toil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
      That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen strange sights,
      But the strangest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
      I cremated Sam McGee.

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